Girls, Women and Other Things I Don’t Understand

Sriram Mani

I understand basic Physics, but I don’t understand girls. And I’m a Commerce student, so that’s saying something. In addition to being the fairer gender( thank you ladies, that’s not offensive at all), girls also excel at being the most complicated and bizarre beings on earth, right next to the plot of Inception and reasons why Prabhudeva continues to make movies. Girls do have a number of amazing qualities. They look pretty, smell permanently like they’ve stepped out of a shampoo commercial, excel at being nice to people(more on that later) and are obviously an asset to society, no pun intended. Then why don’t I get you wonderful beings?
Women are the most amazing choice makers of all time. They will conduct long lectures on cleanliness, hygiene, grooming and be the epitome of perfection, only next to a bottle of Lyzol. Then why is it, that 9 out of every…

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